I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pay your house payment. That's a tough crowd.