I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.