AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

What happened? Satan was busy?

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they're so sweet: I'm not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I'm not. I'm gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain!