In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.