Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.