It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.