Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.