Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.