Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.