You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.