Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.