We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

You can't start at the top.

Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.