The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.