Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.