It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.