Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.