Times don't change. Men do.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.