Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.