You can't start at the top.

Times don't change. Men do.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?