The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.