If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

You can't start at the top.