If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation.

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."