I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?