Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.