Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.