Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.