Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.