It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.