Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!