More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.