More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.

It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.