Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?