The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'