I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.