The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.