The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?