Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.
How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.