What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.