If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.