If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.