You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.