When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.