When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

You can't start at the top.

I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.