The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.