The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation.

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.