How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village