It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.