If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.