The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.