Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.
One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation.