If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.