There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.