There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Times don't change. Men do.

At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."