There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Times don't change. Men do.