The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.