There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.