If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.