Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.
Sam LevensonSomewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam LevensonMany wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
Sam LevensonIf you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Sam Levenson