It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Times don't change. Men do.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."

What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!