It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.