It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.