The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.