I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.