A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.
I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?