Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation.