How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

Times don't change. Men do.