Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don't take chances with creation.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.