Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

Times don't change. Men do.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.