The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.