The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.