Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.