Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.