I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.