I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
Sarah SilvermanOne of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."
Sarah SilvermanDonโt forget, God can see you masturbating. But donโt stop. Heโs almost there.
Sarah Silverman