I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

I like my life alone.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.