You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

I really think everything is fair game.

In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it. Use condoms and everything. Go with your instincts. This is the time to have a lot of sex and do drugs. But make sure you live through it.

I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion.