You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."

I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.

I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.