You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.