Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.