I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

I'm lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you're saying.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of "offensive." Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?