I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.

[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.