I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?

I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.

Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.

I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.