Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.
Sarah SilvermanWhen youโre a bed wetter thereโs only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately theyโre hard to come by.
Sarah SilvermanThe audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
Sarah SilvermanI don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
Sarah Silverman