Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.

Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.