The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.