The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

We deserve quality lives with equality.

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

I really think everything is fair game.

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.