I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.