Scientology is weird because it's new.
The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.
I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.
If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.