Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.