In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.

I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.