I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

Scientology is weird because it's new.

Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.