I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.

Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated