I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.