I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?

This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.