The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
Sarah SilvermanJesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
Sarah SilvermanAnything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
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