I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

If I have kids, I'll adopt.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.

I'm lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you're saying.

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.