I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.