I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

If I have kids, I'll adopt.